To celebrate our 10-year anniversary, I gave my beautiful wife four options:
a) Vegas weekend. Suite at Caesars. Dinner at Kibos. Stripper 101 at Planet Hollywood. Mani and Pedi at Spa Bellagio.
b) Luxury Cruise to Cabo. Three-night Baja Mexico Itinerary, all inclusive.
c) All-you-can-eat Surf ‘n’ Turf at the Sizzler, every Friday night, for a year.
d) Fly to Rio, dance down the Sambadrome, spend the night with a transvestite prostitute at the Papillon Hotel.
I think she chose well.