By Jamie Brisick


To celebrate our 10-year anniversary, I gave my beautiful wife four options:

a) Vegas weekend. Suite at Caesars. Dinner at Kibos. Stripper 101 at Planet Hollywood. Mani and Pedi at Spa Bellagio.

b) Luxury Cruise to Cabo. Three-night Baja Mexico Itinerary, all inclusive.

c) All-you-can-eat Surf ‘n’ Turf at the Sizzler, every Friday night, for a year.

d) Fly to Rio, dance down the Sambadrome, spend the night with a transvestite prostitute at the Papillon Hotel.

I think she chose well.

March 8, 2012